Friday, January 12, 2007

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hey guyz.i come across this in someone's blog..and find it funny..u guyz read and understand k..hahahkz

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

10. When the air-con is on & im shivering, people come and ask, "Do you feel cold?" No i feel hot dumbass, y dont u lower the temperature so i can enjoy the cool breeze....

11. When in queue to the gents. "Why is he taking so long?" I dont know? U want me to go in and ask him?

12. When the door is locked and im aboput to open it. "Why didnt u open the door?". Cause the door is locked n im about to open it?"

13. When im enjoying my food. "Can i clear the table, sir?" Y yes. U can clear the table. BUt leave the food with me k. Stupid

14. When im sweeping the floor. "Have u sweep the floor yet?" Ah... ya.... now im mopping it with my broom.

15. When the weather is raining. "Y didnt u hang the clothes outside the window?" Ah... bcause its raining?"

16. The pen is mightier than the sword. When people hear that, they use the pen to kill people instead of the sword.

17. When im wAiting at a tAxi sTaNd."bAng, nAik tAxi bAng?" tak ar! nAik Lorry.. cRazY!!

18: WheN i faLL off ma biKe n bLeediNg badLy."shUd i caLL an ambuLance?" no! caLL the
priEst insteAd.. siaO..

19: when im hAviNg ma SecOnd rOuNd of SeRviNg."aRe u huNgRy?" nOpe im juZ pLayiNg wIth thE foOd.... fooLiSh fOoL!


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